1. Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots (1991)
3. Santa Claus Doesn't Mop Floors (1991)
4. Leprechauns Don't Play Basketball (1992)
5. Ghosts Don't Eat Potato Chips (1992)
6. Frankenstein Doesn't Plant Petunias (1993)
7. Aliens Don't Wear Braces (1993)
8. Genies Don't Ride Bicycles (1994)
9. Pirates Don't Wear Pink Sunglasses (1994)
10. Witches Don't Do Backflips (1994)
11. Skeletons Don't Play Tubas (1994)
12. Cupid Doesn't Flip Hamburgers (1995)
13. Gremlins Don't Chew Bubble Gum (1995)
14. Monsters Don't Scuba Dive (1995)
15. Zombies Don't Play Soccer (1995)
16. Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade (1995)
17. Elves Don't Wear Hard Hats (1995)
18. Martians Don't Take Temperatures (1996)
19. Gargoyles Don't Drive School Buses (1996)
20. Wizards Don't Need Computers (1996)
21. Mummies Don't Coach Softball (1996)
22. Cyclops Doesn't Roller-Skate (1996)
23. Angels Don't Know Karate (1996)
24. Dragons Don't Cook Pizza (1997)
25. Bigfoot Doesn't Square Dance (1997)
26. Mermaids Don't Run Track (1997)
27. Bogeymen Don't Play Football (1997)
28. Unicorns Don't Give Sleigh Rides (1997)
29. Knights Don't Teach Piano (1998)
30. Hercules Doesn't Pull Teeth (1998)
31. Ghouls Don't Scoop Ice Cream (1998)
32. Phantoms Don't Drive Sports Cars (1998)
33. Giants Don't Go Snowboarding (1998)
34. Frankenstein Doesn't Slam Hockey Pucks (1999)
35. Trolls Don't Ride Roller Coasters (1999)
36. Wolfmen Don't Hula Dance (1999)
37. Goblins Don't Play Video Games (1999)
38. Ninjas Don't Bake Pumpkin Pies (1999)
39. Dracula Doesn't Rock N' Roll (2000)
40. Sea Monsters Don't Ride Motorcycles (2000)
42. Robots Don't Catch Chicken Pox (2001)
43. Vikings Don't Wear Wrestling Belts (2001)
44. Ghosts Don't Ride Wild Horses (2002)
46. Sea Serpents Don't Juggle Water Balloons (2002)
47. Frankenstein Doesn't Start Food Fights (2003)
48. Dracula Doesn't Play Kickball (2004)
49. Werewolves Don't Run for President (2004)